Lydia the Lion

By Zoe M and Sarah R

Lydia the lion had a wonderful life, until today. She went to the park and got attacked by a mouse. Her life from then on was awful. She fell off the cliff she teleported to, and landed in a cauldron of purple marshmallows. The next day she got hit by a limo while she was eating more marshmallows. She died, but she was revived by an elephant who came and did CPR on her. She couldn’t pay the rent on her box she lived in, so she had to live on the dangerous streets of the African Savannah. She got kicked off the streets because the snow plow had to plow the roads. Lydia didn’t know where to go. Then she went to her grandmother, Maria the dog’s house, but the house was gone; it started on fire when she got there. She was devastated. She dug a hole and went to China. When she got to China she fell into a bowl of rice. She got really sick from falling into the bowl of rice, and she couldn’t get used to the time zone. She went to the coffee shop to talk about all of her problems, but they threw coffee at her and sprayed it at her with a hose. Everyone left and she got locked in the bathroom. She finally got out of the bathroom after breaking the door down with her face. She got out of the coffee shop and it was snowing; she got scared and cried and froze to the sidewalk. She got pried off the sidewalk by a flying snake. The snake gave her a doughnut from the garden that he lived in. The snake then proceeded to viciously hit the sidewalk with his face. The snake passed out and Lydia ran away. Lydia went to the American Cancer society. Lydia went in there and got cancer because now cancer is contagious.  She survived going to the grocery store. She bought some pickles and ate her sorrows away. The kangaroo named Jezebel came and stole her pickles. Then the lion laughed because it is opposite day. Lydia got into a time machine and went back in time to fix her horrible life. She went back to the day that the mouse attacked her. She stopped the mouse from attacking her so everything in her life went well from then on.